Feb 8, 2008

G.I. Manny-san's ready for Ivan Drago

While we hope against the odds for a good farewell season for Curt, there are some postitive vibes from another one of the two-time champs. When last we left Manny, he was in the desert training to face off against the Empire, like Rocky hit Siberia to train for his fight against Drago.

Now we see it has worked. Not only is Manny buff, he has learned Japanese and is ready to rock.

(If the Patriots had Manny on the field, he would have taken down Eli before he got the pass off to David Tyree.)
The Boston Globe has a photo shoot of Manny's workout. I can do that too - just with a quarter of the weights and without my face in some dude's crotch.

Pay up: It seems Sports Weekly owes the swear jar. In its most recent team notes, it has a listing for the "Tampa Bay Devil Rays" and a Web link to devilrays.mysportspage.com - which doesn't even load. Then, when you go to mysportspage.com and click through a listing of teams, it seems the Blue Jays have been mysteriously contracted.

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