Big Ben

As I fell asleep, I heard a Phillie hit a home run to put them up in extra innings against the Cubs.

Christine tapped my shoulder excitedly.

"Who hit it?"

"Big Ben."

"Who?"

"Ben Francisco."

"Does anyone call him Big Ben, or are you making it up?"

"I just started it. We should get it on the blog before someone beats us to it."

This morning's headline: "Big Ben clocks Cubs in 12th."