Machete man

Since Trent came home, a lot of things have had to change because of time constraints - showers have to be less than five minutes, meals have to be quick or easily consumed with baby on lap, and there's not much time for mindless Web surfing.

Deadspin is one site I don't get around to anymore, but luckily, we caught this spoof on how Ken Burns would have treated the story of SoxandPhil Ugueth Urbina (if the filmmaker had the gravitas to touch the saga of the machete man). The parody is hysterical and makes we want to watch the real Tenth Inning.

We have it DVR'd, but it's just a matter of finding time for the four-hour documentary. It was hard enough finding four minutes for the satirical story of the great Urbina.

Today's games: NL East Champs are off. Jon Lester has his first and last chance at his 20th win tonight against the White Sox.